Here is an rather unpleasant form by which you can contact me to say pleasant things! You might want to tell me how much your dog weighs. Or we could discuss how much you like or dislike this website, which I designed even though I have no skill at designing websites. Or we might discuss why I would spend my time on things that I don't know how to do. Or why you would! Or, better yet, we could set a date for a picnic.
I'm not always the most social animal. I spend a lot of time alone, at a desk, goofing around with paragraphs. But I do have an invitation for you. It's from my mom. Here it is!